lovereport.app

AI relationship reports for modern dating decisions.

A pitch for cofounders & investors • May 2026 • Turing Foundry

The cultural moment

Dating apps are dying.
Loneliness is up.

Women aren't asking apps for more matches. They're asking the internet — friends, Reddit, $47 PDFs — for answers.

79%

of Gen Z report dating-app burnout
Forbes Health 2024

−7%

Tinder revenue YoY (Q1 2025)
5 quarters of Match Group decline

+27%

Hinge YoY — "intentional dating" positioning wins
Match Group earnings

50%

of U.S. adults feel lonely
Surgeon General 2023

The problem · One scene, a billion times a night

It's 2 a.m.
She's holding her phone, asking what does this mean?

She tried friends (tired of her), Reddit (strangers), TikTok (entertainment), therapy ($200/hr, waitlist).

What she actually wants: a smart, calm voice that reads the texts with her and tells her what's happening.

Today · 1:47 AM

hey, sorry been busy this week. talk soon

no worries! let me know when you're free

2:08 AM — no reply

…

He's deactivating, not disappearing. Avoidant pattern. Don't double-text. Wait 4 days. Here's what to send.

The insight

The market is not "find better matches."
The market is "help me understand."

What dating apps sell

More profiles. Better algorithms. Premium tiers for visibility.

→

What she actually needs

A diagnosis. A pattern. A next move. Clarity, not catalog.

61% of single men actively seek relationships. Only 38% of single women do. The other 62% aren't looking — they're trying to make sense of what they already have.
Pew Research, 2020 / 2025

The wedge product

Why He Pulls Away Report.
$9.99. Five minutes. AI-generated. Personalized.

12-question quiz → behavioral-science report → archetype + reason + next move + 7-day script.

Behavioral-science framing — attachment theory + Logan Ury's "Three Dating Tendencies", not "hero instinct"
ClickBank funnel mechanics — tripwire + order bump + upsell stack
AI-native economics — near-zero marginal cost on report generation

Your Report · 8 pages

Why He
Pulls Away

Personalized for Sarah, 29 · Brooklyn

Your pattern

The Anxious–Avoidant Loop

His likely state

Deactivating · not gone

Confidence 82% v1.4 · GPT-4o

The white space

$9–$39 AI relationship reports — nobody owns this band.

18 of the top-20 US relationship KOLs have no one-shot paid report. Their funnels jump straight from free content to $97–$497 courses or $500–$10K/hr coaching.

↓ Below — out of touch

ClickBank old guard

$47 PDF · "Hero Instinct" · 2014 VSL

His Secret Obsession ($10–13M lifetime), The Ex Factor ($5–10M). Format works. Voice is dead — Gen Z roasts it on TikTok.

↑ Above — too heavy

KOL courses & coaching

$97 – $10,000

Matthew Hussey, Evan Marc Katz, Thais Gibson. High intent only. No same-day gratification.

→ Right — cold-start trap

Couples apps

$60 – $156/mo

Paired, Lasting, Relish, Arya. Need both partners to onboard. Single-player can't even start.

✦ The missing tier

lovereport.app

$9.99 report · $19/mo AI coach

Same-day relief at impulse price. Single-player. AI-native. Behavioral-science voice. Open lane.

Market validation · separated by data quality

Women already pay. Here's what we actually know.

Each tier below is labelled by source quality. Marketplace metrics > press > third-party estimates — no estimates dressed as facts.

Verified · marketplace

Funnel economics work

His Secret Obsession — $54.16 APV · 3.30% hop CVR.
The Ex Factor — $46.79 APV · 1.74% hop CVR · $0.74 EPC.

Evergreen ClickBank offers convert cold traffic and sustain upsell + rebill funnels. Format is proven; voice is dated.

Reported · press / pitch decks

AI relationship timing

Arya — $11M ARR, $37M raised, tens of thousands of couples (Business Insider, 2026 pitch-deck coverage).

$60/mo subscription, $33/mo on long plans. Couples-only — leaves single-player open. This is our timing signal.

Estimated · category-level

Willingness to pay AI

AI companion apps — on track for $120M+ in 2025 (TechCrunch).
Co-Star — 30M+ registered users.
Nebula — top-5 US grossing astrology chart.

Women buy AI-driven emotional/relational interpretation at scale.

Old guard proves the format · Arya proves the timing · companions + astrology prove the willingness to pay. We sit at the intersection.

Product matrix · 7 SKUs, one funnel

Designed to climb from $0 to $200+ LTV.

Tier	Price	SKU	Purpose
L0 · bait	Free	What's Your Man-Picker Pattern? 3-MIN QUIZ	TikTok / Pinterest acquisition. Captures email + signal.
L1 · tripwire	$9.99	Why He Pulls Away Report	First dollar. Highest-frequency emotional moment.
L1 · bump	+$7	30-Day Text Scripts (PDF)	Order bump. Industry take-rate 37.8%.
L2 · report	$19.99	Breakup Clarity Report	Acute crisis. Highest impulse-to-purchase ratio.
L2 · report	$29.99	Broken Man-Picker Report	"Smart-strong-successful" women. High-LTV segment.
L3 · subs	$19/mo	LoveCoach AI 7-DAY $0 TRIAL	24/7 chat · screenshot decode · weekly check-in. The LTV engine.
L4 · course	$97	Fix Your Man-Picker (6-week mini-course)	Ceiling for high-intent customers.

Differentiation

Three things only we combine.

VOICE

Behavioral-science framing

Logan Ury's "spark = anxiety, not chemistry." Attachment theory. Date-as-experiment. Reads as Hinge, not horoscope.

FUNNEL

ClickBank-grade mechanics

Tripwire · order bump · two upsells · downsell. The $54-$216 APV stack that ClickBank veterans spent a decade tuning.

ENGINE

AI-native unit economics

Personalized 8-page report at ~$0.02 marginal cost. Coach memory builds a moat KOL courses can't.

"A friend with a clipboard at 2 a.m. —
not a pickup coach, not a psychic, not a therapist."

Killer feature · Phase 2

Decode His Text.
Rizz, but for her.

Upload a screenshot. AI reads tone, response cadence, deactivation patterns. Returns: what he meant + 3 reply options + which one is safe.

Rizz — $5–7M ARR, 85% male. Proved the screenshot-decode wedge.
No female-coded equivalent at any scale. Bestie AI, Lucen are tiny.
15-second TikTok format — blurred screenshot → archetype card → verdict. Native to #attachmentstyle (tens of billions of views).

Decode mode

i think i need some time to figure things out

…

AI analysis

Avoidant deactivation, 78% confidence. He's not breaking up — he's panicking at closeness. Don't pursue. Send option A on Friday.

Go-to-market

Cheap channels first.
Paid only after organic CAC is known.

TikTok (organic + Spark Ads)

★★★★★

CPM $9 (vs Meta $13). #situationship, #attachmentstyle in tens of billions of views. Format: 15-sec decode clips.

★★★★★

Quiz-funnel gold. Pin lifespan 3–6 months. 60%+ female audience. Native fit for "Why He…" headlines.

Mid-tier KOL affiliate

★★★★

Stephanie Rigg, Helena Hart, Sabrina Zohar. All on Kajabi, none with a data product. 40-50% rev-share co-branded report.

YouTube long-form SEO

★★★★

Evergreen moat. Matthew Hussey's 3.4M subs prove the lane. 12 months to compound.

Google long-tail SEO

★★★

"why he pulled away" / "is he losing interest quiz" — high-intent, low-KD. Bypass red-ocean head terms.

Funnel economics · per 100 quiz starts

Three honest scenarios.
We build against base; we test toward high.

Scenario	Quiz completion	Paid · of quiz starts	AOV	Sub CVR	12-mo cohort value / 100 starts
Low	25%	1%	$12	0.2%	≈ $35
Base	35–40%	3–5%	$18–25	0.5–1%	$140–$330
High	45%+	8%	$25–35	1–2%	$500–$700

Even at low, $0.35 cohort revenue per quiz start means a $1 CAC pays back inside 90 days at the $19.99 SKU. At base, the funnel funds its own scale. Replika's 25% free-to-paid sets the ceiling for the L3 subscription step.

Reality check: none of these are real yet. The 14-day plan on slide 14 is what moves us from "scenario" to "observed."

The 4-phase path · compressed by AI

Arya raised $37M to reach couples mode. We can collapse the full arc.

Phase 1 · Reports

Single-player relief

Why He Pulls Away → Breakup Clarity → Dating Blind Spot → Broken Man-Picker. Validate willingness-to-pay.

Phase 2 · AI coach

Decode His Text

Screenshot → 3 replies + risk score. The $19/mo subscription engine. Female-coded answer to Rizz.

Phase 3 · Memory

Relationship OS

Coach remembers him, the dynamic, the pattern. Long-term retention moat — the thing KOL courses can never build.

Phase 4 · Couples

Two-player mode

When her relationship stabilizes, invite the partner. Compete with Arya and Paired at their game — but from a warmer user.

Next 14 days · de-risk before anyone writes a check

We're not pitching $100M ARR.
We're pitching $1,000 of evidence.

Spend

$1,000 · 14 days · 3 channels

$700 TikTok Spark Ads on top-3 organic UGC clips · $200 Meta lookalike of quiz completers · $100 Google exact-match on long-tail keywords.

Make

20 hooks · 3 LP variants · 1 funnel

20 TikTok / Pinterest hook creatives (from compendium hook list). 3 landing-page variants (headline + cat-pose A/B). One $9.99 report SKU live with Stripe Checkout.

Success bar

>35%

Quiz completion
Interact benchmark = 40%

>3%

Paid CVR · of quiz starts
vs ClickBank 1.74–3.30%

<$10

CAC · on $19.99 AOV
2× payback margin

<7%

Refund rate
healthy for digital info

Plus 50+ qualitative responses. If we hit the bar, we know what scales. If we miss, we know what to fix — and we've spent $1K, not 90 days. Valuation case → Appendix (slide 18).

Safety · the line investors, Apple, and users all care about

We do not diagnose, manipulate, or guarantee.
This is load-bearing, not legal boilerplate.

We do

Patterns, not verdicts

Language: may signal · one possible explanation · watch for consistency
Always offer multiple interpretations · no false precision (no "78% confident" theatre)
Encourage boundaries, self-respect, user agency
Escalate abuse · self-harm · crisis out of the funnel to real resources

We don't

No PUA, no certainty about him, no manipulation

No "he definitely loves you" · "trigger his obsession" · "guaranteed to come back"
No diagnosis of him as avoidant / narcissist / etc.
No "wait exactly N days" pseudo-precision
No psychological or medical advice · no therapy replacement

Why this matters: App Store 4.3 rejects fortune-telling + thin quiz wrappers (we frame as "relationship communication coach"). Meta / TikTok ad policy rejects manipulation claims. Press & investors read this as the difference between AI ClickBank and AI clarity layer. And it's how we want to feel at 2 a.m.

Why now · 12–18 month window

Four tailwinds aligning this year.

1

App fatigue is structural

Match Group declines 5 quarters running. Gen Z is leaving. Hinge's "intentional" win shows what users want.

2

AI cost collapse

An 8-page personalized report = ~$0.02. What ClickBank vendors needed templates and copywriters for, we do per-user.

3

Arya proved the category

$11M ARR in 2026 from couples-only. Single-player is bigger and still open. Their lift is our tailwind.

4

Attachment theory is mainstream

"Anxious / avoidant / situationship" is now Gen Z vocabulary. The diagnostic vocabulary is free advertising.

In 18 months, Tinder/Hinge will ship in-app AI coaches and a YC-backed competitor will appear. The window is now — and the wedge product can be live in a session, not a sprint.

The ask

Two doors. Pick one.

For a cofounder · one of two roles

Build the wedge with me.

Growth cofounder. Own TikTok / Pinterest creative testing, creator affiliate, paid funnel CAC. Background in DTC growth, performance creative, or content-led monetization.
Product & design cofounder. Own report UX, mascot/IP system, paywall, AI coach interaction. Background in consumer product + visual systems.
The commitment. 90 days, this wedge only. No new products, no new verticals. Then we re-decide together.
Equity. Meaningful — founder track, not first hire.
Working style. AI-leveraged solo team. Ship daily. Measure weekly.

For an investor

Pre-seed, on conviction.

Round. $500K–$1M pre-seed for 12 months of runway + paid validation.
Use of funds. 60% paid acquisition tests, 20% content/creator partnerships, 20% AI infra + dev.
Milestones. 100K quiz takers · 5K paying users · $20K MRR by month 9.
Comp class. Arya $11M ARR · category compounding into $100M ARR (full valuation case → appendix slide 18).

Tianlong Wang · tianlong.wang.13@gmail.com · Turing Foundry

Appendix · valuation case (referenced from slide 17)

At $100M ARR, this is a $800M–$1.5B company.
At breakout, $2B+.

$2.6B

U.S. dating services
Statista 2025

$11M

Arya ARR · couples-only
$33–60/mo · BI 2026

$120M+

AI companion category 2025
TechCrunch · on-track est.

8–15×

ARR multiple for AI consumer subs
BVP Nasdaq Emerging Cloud 2026

$100M ARR ≈ 834K paid subscribers @ $10/mo or 2M reports × $20 + 500K subs × $10/mo. Both are within historical reach of consumer-AI products in the category.

This slide is appendix on purpose. Pre-validation, valuation math is not the pitch — the wedge + the 14-day plan are. Reference this only if asked.

Dating apps are dying.Loneliness is up.

It's 2 a.m.She's holding her phone, asking what does this mean?

The market is not "find better matches."The market is "help me understand."